mescalineforbreakfast:

If you chew really loudly with your mouth open I probably hate you

penandpage:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

(via littlefoxling)

flowersam:

you ever look at a kink and think “nah” then a few years later look at the same kink and go “actually yes”

(via lolitaah)

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